Why you should move to North Korea
North Korea is the center of fake news and lies. North Korea is a country located in Eastern Asia, sharing borders with China, Russia and South Korea. They say Hollywood is where dreams come true and people live in a fantasy world. However, Hollywood has nothing on North Korea. It is a bubble, with its own version of global history and news.
Living in North Korea is great because you will not suffer from anxiety driven by the freedom of too many choices. For example, In North Korea you do not need to stress or worry about having a fashionable hairstyle. You will be provided with the 7 official hairstyles that people can get. Additionally, people do not need to fuss over what to wear. Everyone is provided and told what to wear which can help you not to worry about what to wear. One less thing to worry about!
The next great aspect of life in North Korea is security! Thanks to the fact that all residents are constantly being watched around the clock. You will feel secure at all times with surveillance cameras running 24/7, so you do not need to worry about safety. If you want to have a safe life, this is the place. It also hosts one of the largest standing armies in the world, with 1.2 million troops! Feeling safe yet? No? How about this: when someone commits a crime (like having a haircut not on the approval list), the culprit is arrested and so are three generations of their family. That means if your neighbor commits a crime, they will go to prison along with their parents and grandparents for LIFE.
You will also never need to worry about which leaders to vote for. North Korea has been ruled by the same family since its inception in 1948. Everyone is totally fine with that and there is not too much contention over the politics.
You also will no longer be depressed from scrolling on social media, watching people with lives and things you wish you had. Internet access is extremely limited and the websites you can access are strictly monitored and regulated by the government.
You will also feel great when you watch the news because all the news is completely censored by the government. You will be told you are living in the greatest country in the world, winner of multiple World Cup championships.
North Korea is such a great country; they actually have their own calendar. You will not have to worry about forgetting about an international holiday because they simply do not exist.
Furthermore, you do not have to fuss over having multiple streaming options like Netflix. In fact, you do not even have to battle the cable company because there are only four channels available in the entire country! No more fighting over internet bandwidth with your family and telling people to disconnect from the Wifi so you can watch your favorite show. Does that not sound appealing to you?
And no need to have to travel the world. Aside from international travel being pretty much banned, you can just bring Paris to you as North Korea has their own version of the Arc of Triumph. How convenient is that? And speaking of their own version, even basketball has its own unique North Korean way ; slam dunks are worth three points!
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