Breaking News: Starbucks Has Limited Their Menu to Exclusively Water and Black Coffee

Starting April 3, 2025, the ever popular coffee chain will reportedly change their menu to remove all other drinks and food items leaving only water and black coffee available for customers to purchase for an indefinite period of time. In a recent interview from theshammiesource.com, Starbucks CEO Brain Niccol states that this executive decision is not only predicted to cut costs but will additionally bring in more business in the long run. This may be alluding to the rise in minimalism and the desire to live healthier, more simplistic lifestyles we’ve seen on social media, while still enjoying the experience of visiting one’s local Starbucks. Many customers seem to be for this new idea. In our brief interview with long-term customer Samantha Kang, she thinks that this is a “horrible decision that makes no sense. Like really, what were they thinking? Who wants tap water and dirt tap water as their only options?”