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Chester A. Arthur

Breaking News! Actor From Young Sheldon Awaits Court Date for “Alleged” War Crimes.

On March 15, 2024, St. Patrick's Day went drastically downhill for one American actor. Iain Armitage was taken from his home late Friday night and was charged with crimes against his country. While he was famously loved for his innocent young depiction of a beloved character from the series Big Bang Theory, his personal life has recently garnered the attention of FBI after an attack occured at the headquarters of Doctors Without Borders.

Armitage was seen talking with some suspicious looking people while attempting to give a trade off. He was given a closed envelope and passed another envelope back. He then immediately got in his car to drive away. Minutes later, the entire operation was up in flames, with debris and rubble flying everywhere. Armitage’s companions were seen fleeing the scene in a black Mercedes van with tinted windows. 

While this alone did not provide enough evidence for a full fledged investigation, Armitage was put on a watch list. After that incident, members of the FBI combed through everything Armitage has ever done, including who he’s talked to, events he’s appeared at, and any other activities he has participated in. They were unsure if this search would provide any useful information, and hope was dwindling until an officer by the name of Aaron Hotchner found something.

Armitage had been seen at an event for the Red Cross, seemingly intending to donate money to help those in need. When, similarly to last time, he had somehow happened to leave before horrible destruction occurred. This was believed to be luck, but Hotch could’t let go of this uncanny coincidence.

While they couldn’t recover any of the security camera footage because it was destroyed in the fire, there was a video recorded before the predicament congratulating the Red Cross on their success. They quickly pan to the main proctor of the evening, and in the background you can again see Armitage speaking with a suspicious looking character before they seem to exchange something behind their backs. 

His lawyer, Mike Ross, has advised him to avoid  the press. The prosecution, Louis Litt, has been in and out of camera’s view slashing Armitage's name. While both sides will be able to present their case, only Judge Judy will be able to really decide if Armitage’s actions require more prison time and an exorbitant fine or even death depending on how culpable he is. While both videos were submitted to evidence and testimonies have been made, the jury is still out on what the results will be. Will “Young Sheldon” be sent to prison for life, or will he have an explanation for it all? His last spoken words on camera were, “I have a weapon, and I’m not afraid to use it.” How truthful was he being? How far is he willing to go?

Check back here for the update on April 2 after the court's decision has been released. What do you think will happen to the smartest kid in Texas?

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